Hippo joke

 

hippo-joke

Do you want to read a joke …. ?

Have you heard the one about the talking hippo …. ?

…… So a hippo walks into a bar on a hot day, sits down at a table and orders a large ¬†glass of orange juice with ice. The waiter’s surprised to see a talking hippo but he gets it the glass of orange juice with ice anyway.

The waiter thinks the hippo knows nothing about money, and so, when the hippo gives him a five pound note, the waiter gives him just one pound in change.

-“I hope you enjoyed the orange juice,”- says the waiter-“we don’t often get hippopotamus in here .”

-“With orange juice at four pounds a glass,”-says the hippo,-“I’m not surprised.”

 

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